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1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it?
i think that i would tell them i have pms and need my midol and stayfree because there was no way that there was enough of anything on board that would provide enough protection as i b***d like a stuck pig!! (which would be a lie of course as i had all the tissue paper taken out of the box several yearsago) you know it would work too because no man wants to even imagine that mess much less clean it up-everything is weightless in space, ya know-actually, i had to come back on here and change my mind, i'll just tell them that i am late playing the queens meme and if i don't get it filled out, i'll end up in the dungeon, hahahahaha, that'll stop them dead in there tracks cause they know that they will end up there too as accessories after the fact!! they don't wanna be chained up on to the walls and wind up as skeletons!!!! muwahahahah!!!!
2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public school for one day. You have been assigned to teach Manners 101. You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class (remember this is a pretend school and anyway I can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and I might get fined or something).
They are jumping up and down, cursing, and throwing things at you.
1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it?
i think that i would tell them i have pms and need my midol and stayfree because there was no way that there was enough of anything on board that would provide enough protection as i b***d like a stuck pig!! (which would be a lie of course as i had all the tissue paper taken out of the box several yearsago) you know it would work too because no man wants to even imagine that mess much less clean it up-everything is weightless in space, ya know-actually, i had to come back on here and change my mind, i'll just tell them that i am late playing the queens meme and if i don't get it filled out, i'll end up in the dungeon, hahahahaha, that'll stop them dead in there tracks cause they know that they will end up there too as accessories after the fact!! they don't wanna be chained up on to the walls and wind up as skeletons!!!! muwahahahah!!!!
2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public school for one day. You have been assigned to teach Manners 101. You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class (remember this is a pretend school and anyway I can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and I might get fined or something).
They are jumping up and down, cursing, and throwing things at you.
What is the first thing you would write on the board? the one that correctly guesses my name. gets the personal phone number of kim kardashian or orlando bloom (they'll never guess it because it's rumplestiltskin)
3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog. They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out. They are saying derogatory things about you. Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile?
How would you handle it?i think i would read it a while, and after i got enough ammo, it print it all off,confront them, and cut them out of my will, which of course, has bequeathed them millions. out, out, damned spot
4. If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on? the mello yello i will be drinking as i kick my relative off into the moat at my castle
5. President Obama and the First Lady are coming over for dinner. What do you serve? pinto beans, fried potatoes, turnip greens w/vinegar, and cornbread. and buttermilk to wash it all down with.
6. You walk in on your lover. They are trying on your clothes. What do you do? so THAT'S why everythings too big. i thought my diet was working.
7. Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences. perfect health for a life-time because after kicking my relative into the moat, my legs are killing me. it was the same one that i caught trying on my clothes and since he stretched out all my clothes, you know his butt has to be HUGE
3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog. They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out. They are saying derogatory things about you. Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile?
How would you handle it?i think i would read it a while, and after i got enough ammo, it print it all off,confront them, and cut them out of my will, which of course, has bequeathed them millions. out, out, damned spot
4. If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on? the mello yello i will be drinking as i kick my relative off into the moat at my castle
5. President Obama and the First Lady are coming over for dinner. What do you serve? pinto beans, fried potatoes, turnip greens w/vinegar, and cornbread. and buttermilk to wash it all down with.
6. You walk in on your lover. They are trying on your clothes. What do you do? so THAT'S why everythings too big. i thought my diet was working.
7. Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences. perfect health for a life-time because after kicking my relative into the moat, my legs are killing me. it was the same one that i caught trying on my clothes and since he stretched out all my clothes, you know his butt has to be HUGE
This is your mission should you choose to accept it. And remember, don't end up in the dungeon.
How To Stay Out Of The DungeonOnce upon a time in a faraway Bloggiverse there lived a maiden named Queen Mimi Pencil Skirt. She slayed her own dragons, stoked her own fire and well.....wrote memes by the light of the Bloggingham moon. One day a kind blogger from England noticed her meme lovin' ways and royally crowned her Mimi Queen of Memes. As time passed in the peaceful kingdom of Bloggingham, her Royal Highness found comfort in the company of fellow bloggers who also loved memes. But the Queen had a wicked disposition too. It is widely reported in historical Blogosphere archives that any and all bloggers found guilty of not completing their memes were promptly thrown into the dreaded Bloggingham dungeon.
I love #6!
I have Meme Clearance with NASA you know...perfect answer. I'm sure they wouldn't mind. Nobody wants to end up in the dungeon.
Your answer to #6 was cool and creative.
Thanks for playing this week!