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Queen's Tuesday Meme #25 -the UnValentine grumpy meme

3:32 PM entsala
The UnValentine Grumpy Meme
1. I, Mimi Pencil Skirt Peace Woman, have officially declared war on Valentine's Day. If I see one more chocolate rose covered in stupid red tin foil paper I'm gonna have a fit. What did you get for Valentine's Day?
my husband bought me a little box of "turtles", one of my favorite candies, and a 1/2 dz roses. my son bought me a card

2. What will you miss most about Valentine's Day? buying my mother flowers

3. What could you have done differently yesterday to make the day sweeter? nothing except take my mother some flowers to the graveyard

4. How many roses make a dozen? more than what i have!

5. You and your love are getting matching tattoos for Valentine's Day. What will they be? he probably wouldn't like what i would want...i would absolutely LOVE to get a floral ring around my ankle!

6. My kingdom for a man who can spell. I am so tired of getting text messages from college educated 45 yr old men like .....I miss u ....wat up?.... B there by 8... or the ever popular U home? Does your significant other have an annoying cute little habit you'd like to break? God yes!! he walks abound the house in his thermal underwear.



7. What did you get someone for Valentine's Day, if I may ask? nothing.
8. No one is looking. I promise.
Write one word on this candy heart you've been dying to say to a romantic connection from your past. I will not tell. it's a good thing you didn't ask for details.
 
9. Be a poet. Write a 4-line poem starting with Roses are red....roses are red, my jonah is crazy, instead of red rozes, he brought me a yellow daisy

10. What song best describes your Valentine's Day experience this year?the same song that describes my valentines experience 24 yrs ago. "the greatest love of all" by whitney houston

11. I, Mimi Grumpy Skirt, am so glad this meme is almost over. This is my final question. I made it eleven questions in honor of the 11 roses I didn't receive. Aren't they lovely? This is my final final question, Regis:
Two cupids are in a knock down drag out fight on the floor of the Senate. One is a constituent from Venus, the other from Mars.
What is the name of the legislation are they fighting over? great boyfriends have to make great husbands.
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The Queen's Meme #23 ~ The Blog Blizzard Meme

11:57 PM entsala
1. An unexpected blizzard occurs. The power goes out for 10 days. There is no food in the house, no gas in the car, no heat, no TV, no computer, nada! You are snowed in and can't get to the store for supplies. How would you survive? How would you get out of this mess?
wake up and vow to NEVER eat welsh rarebit before bedtime (remember gomer pyle?)

2. Tell us about your last snowball fight.
it was just a few weeks ago-our first snow here in the high country of nc., my 11 yr old son and i had gone out to sled down our driveway. he thought it would be HILARIOUS to bomb mom in the back of the head while i was trudging back up the hill....i showed him just how funny i thought it was!!!
Click here to watch me move!
3. You have been asked to make a snowman. What is his name? the southern colonel from bugs bunny-his dog BEAUREGARD!

4. I have mountains of snow outside my door. I would like to make snow soup. What is the recipe? snow soup? pffft!! make snow cream instead!!
SNOW CREAM
1 cupmilk or cream
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 scant tsp vanilla
large bowl of fresh clean snow-about 3 qts
Blend milk, sugar and vanilla. Mix in snow to ice cream consistency.
Add Nestle` quik or instant cocoa for chocolate snow cream
5. It is Day 5 of the Big Blog Blizzard. You have been hunkered down for a very long time and in danger of losing your sanity. Your blog neighbors (that would be us) come callin' to see if you're OK. We peek in the window. What do we see? me in the bed asleep
What are you doing in there? screaming at you to WAKE ME UP ALREADY!!

6. Who is the flakiest snowflake in your life?
Past or present. my daughter samantha. my snow angel.

7. You are Snow White. Which dwarf is your favorite and why? happy. 'nuff said!

8. What is the most fun you've ever had inside during a snowstorm? i'd have to say making and drinking hot chocolate with my son

9. What was Jack Frost nipping at? definately my toes-i had on my hiking boots because they are the most tred safe and they definately aren't for keeping your feet warm

10. Due to blobal warming (that's blog + global for all you non-blog speakers) your snowman has prematurely melted. What was his last request? tell the Queen to wake you up before i go-go!!

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The Queen's Meme-The Blabbermouth Meme

10:39 PM entsala
1. When you were a child did you ever blab a family secret and get in trouble for it later?
yes. i remember that  when i was about 5 or 6, my uncle who was in his 20's at the time, had a friend  whose unmarried teenage sister had a baby. on the way to see her and the new baby, my grandmother pronounced judgment on her, saying she was a whore. (remember this was about 1969 or 1970). we had a good visit as far as i can remember, and as we were getting to leave, the 16 yr old came out with the baby. her mom told her that she needed to take the baby back in the house as it could get sick being so little and being outside. i asked her if i could as her a question, and she smiled and said "yes sure". 
i then proceeded to ask her if she was a whore?
her eyes filled up with tears, and she looked at her parents. my family was MORTIFIED. and my mother said "angelia, why did you say that" and i said "grandmother said she was and i just wanted to know if she was right"

grandmother said "no, i didnt say that" and i said, "yes you did. you said that on the way over here"
the parents said that it was a shame that such a good visit had to be ruined this way, and that it was time for us to leave. 
i remember my family talking about this all on the way home, and my grandmother was so mad at me!! my mother did stand up for me by telling her that if she didn't want the other family to know what she really felt about the girl, she shouldn't have said it in front of me, because she knew that small children parroted everything they heard. 




2. Have you said anything in the last 24 hours that you regret? yes. i got mad at my son, and yelled and said some bad words.

3. Have you ever blabbermouthed something to a significant other that in hindsight you really should have kept to yourself? given the hell that living with my last ex-husband was, at that time, i shouldn't have run my mouth like i did, but now.....i wouldnt take any of it back, because he's a ASS!!!

4. Have you ever written anything on your blog that you wish you could take back? no not yet, but if i felt like that i probably just delete it.

5. Are you the blabber or the blabbee? Tell us your most embarrassing blabbermouth moment. when i was younger right on up until i was about 27 or so, i was the blabber. but after having to apologize a few too many times, i learned to keep my mouth shut. now i'm just the blabbee. 

6. Who is the biggest blabbermouth tattletale in your household? when my husbands sons aren't here, it would be my 11 yr old son, but when they are, it would be his 8 yr old son

7. You are the Blog Paparazzi! Which blogger's real photograph are you most interested in getting? probably Winivere's . i have an idea that she is probably ALOT prettier and smaller than she thinks.

8. If you could hire the loudest and most skilled blabbermouth in the universe to do your talking for you and advertise it well, what message would you like to spread to humanity? Don't hold back. 
that we better be getting prepared the gov't isn't being totally honest with us.
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The Queen's Meme-THE BAND MEME

1:24 AM entsala
The Band Meme
It's a musical meme-O-matic! Here's how it goes. You are about to have your own band's CD cover. Follow these directions to the letter. My tagee list is at the bottom of this post. It's fun and requires no thought at all. Go to......
The first article title on the page is the name of your band.

Go to the bottom of the page and find the NEW RANDOM QUOTATIONS button. Click it. The last four words of the very last quote that appears on the page is the title of your album.

The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.



4. Use your graphics program of choice to throw them together, and post the result.



the name of my band is MAUS MINE
and the title of my album is 
ORIGINAL IS NOT GOOD
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The Queen's Meme-the EX files

10:18 PM entsala
This meme is called
The Ex Files


1. When is the last time someone did something EXtra-special for you?
on my birthday, my husband and son bought me exactly what i asked for-fudge with walnuts. i love good fudge




2. Name one EXciting thing that happens in your life daily.
hmm a good HOT bath at the end of the day



3. Tell us the good, the bad and the uglies of your online EXperiences.
well, the best online experience was that i met my husband 3 yrs ago. the bad and the uglies are the arguments i see in some of the communities i'm a part of. i stay out of those

4. What makes an ordinary day EXtraordinary and EXceptional?
i love going to the YMCA. my husband and i have a membership there which is the first time i've ever joined a gym. i met with a fitness instructor and learned how to do the equipment that i work on. i've found that i like to do 30 minutes on the elliptical machine (i can usually get almost 2.5 miles within that time), and then i go around and do the strength exercising. i'm enjoying it so much-my back hurts from arthritis and it all have helped limber it up. i also have started going to some of the yoga classes where she teaches us how to stretch. i love it. they have an XRKade that the kids can go to-my son loves it.

5. Name one embarrassing incident you had to EXplain to your mother when you were a child.
......hmmm......i'm sure that there's something, but i can't think of anything right now

6. If you could FedEX yourself anywhere in the world, where would you go?
i would LOVE to go back to boston, mass., and then just go to hollywood,  seattle, yosemite national park, hawaii, alaska, just to name a few

7. Who would you like to EXray and why?
the white man, to find out why he thinks he is so superior to other nationalities-the u.s. pronounced judgement on hitler and germany when they did the exact same thing to the native americans, native hawaiians, and native alaskians. anywhere to take over
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The Queens Meme #16~You Are On Your Way

1:41 AM entsala

h Queen's Meme #16 ~ You Are On Your Way

Welcome to The Queen's Tuesday Meme #16
Sometimes silly. Sometimes serious.
Always fun!
Step out of the box. Be creative.
Use your imagination.
No one's answers are quite like yours.

This meme is called
You Are On Your Way


1. You are at a party in a very bad mood. There is an obnoxious guest with a camera snapping pictures of everyone in sight. Do you allow the photographs or ask them to stop?
i'd HAVE to tell them to quit, esp if they were irritating everyone else

2. You are shopping and watch the lady beside you at the jewelry counter slip an expensive diamond ring in her purse. What do you do?



i'd have to be a tattler, and rat her out

3. You are on your way to a black tie affair and running late. You are the guest speaker at this event and everyone is waiting for you. A police officer pulls you over for speeding. Do you make up a story or tell him where you are going and try to talk your way out of the citation? Tell us your excuse.
well, i'd just be honest with him-sometimes you get lucky. i have found that if you're in scrubs, you have a better chance of getting lucky (i used to work at a hospital and got stopped going in at 5 am) 
4. You are on your way downstairs on Christmas morning to see what Santa Claus left. There are no gifts under the tree. He leaves a note that reads, "You've been VERY naughty this year."
What did you do??!
I'D BE TAKING MY HUSBANDS THINGS BACK FOR A REFUND, THAT'S WHAT I'D DO!! BECAUSE HE'D BE THE BIRD THAT I'D BEEN MISBEHAVING WITH!! WOOHOO!!



5. You are halfway through a first date with someone you really like. Suddenly your ex walks in and sits down at the table beside you. What do you do?
depending on which ex-husband it was.......i'd introduce them, (i've had to do this before with the last one. JERK!!)
6. You are on your way to meet a billionaire. She is going to give you enough money to live on for the rest of your life IF you can answer this question correctly: Which came first the chicken or the egg?

just like God created adam and eve as adults, i believe He did all the animals as well, so....the chicken, of course
 


 

7. You are on your way to the sun and moon and stars for an intergalactic vacation.
You crash into a rainbow.
What do you find in your pot of gold?



AN ACF PASTRY CHEF CERTIFICATION, WITH ALL THE DUES PAID FOR LIFE, AND MY VERY OWN ARTISIAN BAKERY~and making cakes like "the ace of cakes"!WITH A COUPLE OF DEAR FRIENDS WORKING WITH ME, AND MY HUSBAND OF COURSE, TASTING THE DOUGHNUTS. WE HAVE SUCH A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS, THAT WE HAVE BEEN ABLE TO BUY SOME PROPERTY WHERE I CAN HAVE SOME CHICKENS AND BUFFALOS. WOOHOO!!!
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The Queen's Meme-The Woodstock Meme

10:47 PM entsala




Forty years ago this week, three days of peace, love and rock 'n roll (and mud) happened near Bethel, New York. It was the Summer of 1969.
Attire: Hippie jeans. Long hair. Legal or illegal smoke. Psychedelic vibe.

The scene: You are at Woodstock. You go alone but meet up with a beautiful man/woman. You spend three days together.
Put yourself inside the peace & love vibe. You can choose to be stoned or straight. I put it in the story for the sake of reality. Just don't inhale in this meme.
This is the conversation you have upon meeting or you can make it into what you overhear others say.
It makes no sense and has no continuity by design.
You must fill in the familiar blanks to finish the story. Some are song lyrics. You may use more than one word to fill in the blanks.

Oh! I forgot to tell you (must be the smoke in here) You have a new name. It must a combination of the first letter of your first name, the third letter of your middle name and the last letter of your last name.
Peace out! Somebody might wanna turn on a fan in here.

1. "Hello, my groovy name is AIN't misbehavin!! lol

By the looks of those flowers in your hair, you must be laying out in the yard .
Didn't they tell you? No laziness allowed!


2. Come on, Baby, light my energy level .

When I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my children to keep.

If I dream before I wake, I pray the dreamcatcher my bad dreams to take.
**puff puff**

3. Because the first time ever I saw your eyes I realized that what the world needs now is contacts that color sweet green-brown contacts. Besides, I always feel guilty watching you setting up the tent when I should be out in the dance circle
But I dig it!

4. Have I told you lately that I am looking foward to spending the rest of my life with you? Hey! Don't step on that cat's tail! you know she likes to wrap herself around your feet!
Dude. That guy is really weird but.....you are the cats owls hoot!

5. There's a party in my sleeping bag and half a million of my powwow friends are coming over tonight and we're gonna trade blanket my baby off my mind. Darn the luck. It's raining beads (s) and indian tacos (s)
Luckily, Papa was a rolling stomp dancer and I'm on a first name basis with the cops.
**puff puff**

6. I'm really digging your regalia but that wet buck skin has got to go. Those flowers in your hair are beginning to smell like a skunk got to you.
Have I told you lately that I wish i coud make you bathe in tomato juice? (to get rid of the smell)
** puff puff**


7. I'm beginning to see owls in those trees over there. Do you see it?
Out of all the millions of hippies here, you are the most on Indian time.

But I dig it, man.

**puff puff**

8. I'd use all my blood, sweat and left over energy just to get next to your sleeping bag at the powwow!

Love is free but I'd really like to buy that guy's ribbon shirt for you.
It says "Make Indian tacos not hamburgers " Far out!


9. I'm grateful to be Cherokee 'cause there's a bad moon rising in Jefferson's Airplane. But that's okay, 'cause Joe Cocker said I could get by with a little war paint from my friends.

10. Oh, by the way, your "tepee" is on fire. But I dig it.

** You might stay out of the dungeon if you post a picture of yourself or someone you know in your hippie clothes (if you're old enough)**

a powwow is the closest that i've ever gotten to anything Woodstock related, so here is another repeat picture of our ceremony.
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The Queen's Meme-The Meaning of Thyme

3:03 AM entsala




The Cooking Meme (What Is The Meaning of Thyme and Other Deep Questions)


1. If you could put thyme in a bottle, what is the first thing that you'd like to do?
pour vinegar over it and make a conditioner for my hair
2. Do eggs really crack or do they merely have a nervous breakdown? if i was locked in the queens dungeon, id have a breakdown too

3. Why are you whipping the butter? What did it ever do to you? told me that i was the queens favorite.

4. Do your spoons spoon in the drawer? Have you ever noticed? And more importantly, if wooden spoons spoon do they get splinters? yes, yes, and didn't you know that's where toothpicks come from? good grief, how dumb are you?

5. You hear: "Dumpling, my Dumpling, come hither." The candles are lit, the fondue is dipping, the Godiva is pouring, the scallions are steaming and the music is playing.....but wait, the windows are open.
Why did you close them? so the queen wouldn't know that i had stolen her chocolate and was drinking her wine. she's such a tightwad with her stash, you know

6. Do you need a recipe to cook or are you a bohemian chef? Show us your reckless and wild side in the kitchen. Don't have one? Here's a recipe I made just for you: You will need a spatula, a whisk, a gallon of Chardonnay, a banana and a rump roast. What is the name of your dish? "slippery when wet"

7. After dinner, the dishes are so dirty that the dishwasher refuses to wash them.
What did they say to get in hot water? "slippery when wet"

8. Is your pot black? not if the dishwasher gets off his behind and uses some elbow grease

9. What is the sexiest spice or condiment in your cabinet? What makes it so? my homemade vanilla-3 vanilla beans in vodka-thats what makes be bold enough to steal the queens wine and chocolate!!!!! mine. mine, mine!!! all mine!!!!

10. How much crock is really in your crock pot? all of the above!!!




Thank you for playing the Queen's Meme this
week. My latest post: A Half-Lived Girl In A Polka Dot Dress


Once upon a time in a faraway Bloggiverse there lived a maiden named Queen Mimi Pencil Skirt. She slayed her own dragons, stoked her own fire and well.....wrote memes by the light of the Bloggingham moon. One day a kind blogger from England noticed her meme lovin' ways and royally crowned her Mimi Queen of Memes. As time passed in the peaceful kingdom of Bloggingham, her Royal Highness found comfort in the company of fellow bloggers who also loved memes. But the Queen had a wicked disposition too. It is widely reported in historical Blogosphere archives that any and all bloggers found guilty of not completing their memes were promptly thrown into the dreaded Bloggingham dungeon.
If I were you, I'd do the meme.
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The Queen's Meme-Mission Impossible

4:04 AM entsala
The Mission Impossible Meme
Lift off!


1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it?
i think that i would tell them i have pms and need my midol and stayfree because there was no way that there was enough of anything on board that would provide enough protection as i b***d like a stuck pig!! (which would be a lie of course as i had all the tissue paper taken out of the box several yearsago) you know it would work too because no man wants to even imagine that mess much less clean it up-everything is weightless in space, ya know-actually, i had to come back on here and change my mind, i'll just tell them that i am late playing the queens meme and if i don't get it filled out, i'll end up in the dungeon, hahahahaha, that'll stop them dead in there tracks cause they know that they will end up there too as accessories after the fact!! they don't wanna be chained up on to the walls and wind up as skeletons!!!! muwahahahah!!!!



2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public school for one day. You have been assigned to teach Manners 101. You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class (remember this is a pretend school and anyway I can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and I might get fined or something).
They are jumping up and down, cursing, and throwing things at you.
What is the first thing you would write on the board? the one that correctly guesses my name. gets the personal phone number of kim kardashian or orlando bloom (they'll never guess it because it's rumplestiltskin)

3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog. They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out. They are saying derogatory things about you. Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile?
How would you handle it?i think i would read it a while, and after i got enough ammo, it print it all off,confront them, and cut them out of my will, which of course, has bequeathed them millions. out, out, damned spot

4. If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on? the mello yello i will be drinking as i kick my relative off into the moat at my castle

5. President Obama and the First Lady are coming over for dinner. What do you serve? pinto beans, fried potatoes, turnip greens w/vinegar, and cornbread. and buttermilk to wash it all down with.

6. You walk in on your lover. They are trying on your clothes. What do you do? so THAT'S why everythings too big. i thought my diet was working.

7. Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences. perfect health for a life-time because after kicking my relative into the moat, my legs are killing me. it was the same one that i caught trying on my clothes and since he stretched out all my clothes, you know his butt has to be HUGE

This is your mission should you choose to accept it. And remember, don't end up in the dungeon.
 How To Stay Out Of The Dungeon

Once upon a time in a faraway Bloggiverse there lived a maiden named Queen Mimi Pencil Skirt. She slayed her own dragons, stoked her own fire and well.....wrote memes by the light of the Bloggingham moon. One day a kind blogger from England noticed her meme lovin' ways and royally crowned her Mimi Queen of Memes. As time passed in the peaceful kingdom of Bloggingham, her Royal Highness found comfort in the company of fellow bloggers who also loved memes. But the Queen had a wicked disposition too. It is widely reported in historical Blogosphere archives that any and all bloggers found guilty of not completing their memes were promptly thrown into the dreaded Bloggingham dungeon.

If I were you, I'd do the meme.
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Thursday Thunks

1:13 AM entsala

Heterochromia, A Haunted Earth and The Dungeon

as usual, i have stolen this from jennifer just because she finds the neatest things......and she's just so darn funny-YAY!!

1. Do you know anyone with heterochromia? Does it freak you out or do you think it's interesting? i went to school with a girl that had blue eyes, but one of them had a brown strip in it! i think it is very interesting and unique!

2. Should a 5th face be added to Mount Rushmore? If so, who? yes, ronald reagan

3. If you could live on any planet other than earth, which one would you choose and why? venus-men are from mars, women are from venus! lol

4. We're going to spend the night at a reportedly haunted location, are you going with us? as long as there are quite few people going!
If so, which reportedly haunted place are we going? Helen's Bridge in asheville, nc

5. Did you play The Queen's Meme this week? If so, was it fair of The Queen to put Berleen in the dungeon by association with Kimber? (We all know Kimber deserved it, but Berleen?!) yes, i did play-plan on it each week unless moving gets in the way-cant say because i haven't gotten to know them yet

6. What color is the towel(s) hanging in your bathroom? ivory with purple hydrangeas

7. Tell us something funny that happened to you recently. my husband and i are in the process of moving and over the weekend, we stayed at the new place. he left a few minutes before i did to head off to work-hecalled me within 15 min to tell me his work van had stalled, sooo i take off to find him. i sat in a strangers driveway for over 6 hrs while he tinkered and fussed, he finally let me call AAA, then had me to cancel the call when the man whose driveway we were in "remembered" someone that "really knows his s***" when it came to fixing vehicles-you wonder why it took him over 6 hrs to tell my husband this? he, his girlfriend and his cousin had been sitting out back drinking like fish. (at least they were funny drunks). turns out the man he knew lived within a stones throw from where we were at-we could have walked across the road and yelled down over the hill and carried a conversation with him. at least the drunks were friendly. and hospitable. *sigh*

8. We just bought you a cow. Do you kill it & grill it, feed it & milk it, or sell it? feed it and milk it!!! and shovel its poop

9. It's 115 degrees outside (46 degrees Celsius), are you able to go without Air Conditioning? not no, but H*** NO

10. When you visit the zoo do you wonder which animal tastes better with a bit of butter & spices? only i i lived in ethiopia, yuck

11. Dog ate your homework/work papers. Does it crap out Shakespeare, quantum physics, or just crap? yes-rofl

12. We are taking you to a broadway show, what are we going to see? my life as a crazy cat lady

13. Gunshots in your neighborhood. Pop, pop, pop. Do you go out to take a look, or hide? curiosity killed the cat-i'd have to look, but it certainly woud be smarter to hide i think
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