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1. If you could put thyme in a bottle, what is the first thing that you'd like to do?
pour vinegar over it and make a conditioner for my hair
2. Do eggs really crack or do they merely have a nervous breakdown? if i was locked in the queens dungeon, id have a breakdown too
3. Why are you whipping the butter? What did it ever do to you? told me that i was the queens favorite.
4. Do your spoons spoon in the drawer? Have you ever noticed? And more importantly, if wooden spoons spoon do they get splinters? yes, yes, and didn't you know that's where toothpicks come from? good grief, how dumb are you?
5. You hear: "Dumpling, my Dumpling, come hither." The candles are lit, the fondue is dipping, the Godiva is pouring, the scallions are steaming and the music is playing.....but wait, the windows are open.
Why did you close them? so the queen wouldn't know that i had stolen her chocolate and was drinking her wine. she's such a tightwad with her stash, you know
6. Do you need a recipe to cook or are you a bohemian chef? Show us your reckless and wild side in the kitchen. Don't have one? Here's a recipe I made just for you: You will need a spatula, a whisk, a gallon of Chardonnay, a banana and a rump roast. What is the name of your dish? "slippery when wet"
7. After dinner, the dishes are so dirty that the dishwasher refuses to wash them.
What did they say to get in hot water? "slippery when wet"
8. Is your pot black? not if the dishwasher gets off his behind and uses some elbow grease
9. What is the sexiest spice or condiment in your cabinet? What makes it so? my homemade vanilla-3 vanilla beans in vodka-thats what makes be bold enough to steal the queens wine and chocolate!!!!! mine. mine, mine!!! all mine!!!!
10. How much crock is really in your crock pot? all of the above!!!
Thank you for playing the Queen's Meme this
week. My latest post: A Half-Lived Girl In A Polka Dot Dress
Once upon a time in a faraway Bloggiverse there lived a maiden named Queen Mimi Pencil Skirt. She slayed her own dragons, stoked her own fire and well.....wrote memes by the light of the Bloggingham moon. One day a kind blogger from England noticed her meme lovin' ways and royally crowned her Mimi Queen of Memes. As time passed in the peaceful kingdom of Bloggingham, her Royal Highness found comfort in the company of fellow bloggers who also loved memes. But the Queen had a wicked disposition too. It is widely reported in historical Blogosphere archives that any and all bloggers found guilty of not completing their memes were promptly thrown into the dreaded Bloggingham dungeon.
If I were you, I'd do the meme.
If I were you, I'd do the meme.
Where toothpicks come from - how stinkin' cute! Excellent answers!
I love the picks that you have going with your answers! also-Are you trying to piss off the queen? Or is there some one you want to canoodle with?
I liked the dishwasher one....you've invited to see my list.